It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy


My friend Duane Scott is having a poetry contest…not just ANY poetry contest.

It seems his favorite snack is the orange dusted Styrofoam know as Cheetos!
So here’s my entry…and the rest you can read here or by clicking on the bag of  Cheetos!


It Ain't East Being Cheesy

No, It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
When you've eaten Cheetos
until you're queasy
When your fingers tarnish
with a orange hue
Stick to your Coke can
like ninja glue
So remember this my cheesy friend
named Duane
Choosing between crunchy and puff
can be a real pain.

Jay Cookingham 3-3-11

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duane2scott said…
duane2scott said…
Oh, and you forgot to submit this poem to the category about dipping them in coke. :) You can submit the same poem more than once.

Otherwise, the secret judge won't know to judge this poem. :)
Jay Cookingham said…
Oh...yeah, I forgot...thanks secre...I mean, Duane!
Lois. Carter said…
Very clever use of orange Jay. Nothing rhymes with it so I gave up on using it. Like your poem much
Jay Cookingham said…
Thanks's all those years listening to Bob Dylan!
seekingpastor said…
Impressive and slightly concerning.
helenatrandom said…
Flaming hot. Yes, both your poem, and my favorite kind of Cheeto! :-)
Dustin said…
I'll admit. I'm a cheetos fan! :)
Jay Cookingham said…
Yeah, the things we do for Duane!
Jay Cookingham said…
Cracked Pepper Chips for me...but an occasional Cheeto will do!
Dusty Rayburn said…
I loathe cheetos and cheese nips and cheeze its and goldfish... Give me chocolate or give me death. Everything else is wasted calories.

Nice rhyme though. :)
Jay Cookingham said…
What about a chocolate covered Cheeto?
duane2scott said…
Dusty.. Don't be a hater!
duane2scott said…
Admit it, you just like having a little fun.

It's not about me at all. :)
duane2scott said…
And to answer your question, it isn't a real pain. I like the puffy ones. Not the crunchy. :)
Jay Cookingham said…
Ahhhh, another revealed....I feel closer to you somehow...;-0
Chester said…
It ain't easy being cheesy also means
It ain't easy being so freaking awesome!!!

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