I was going to write a serious (seriously, I was) post tonight but I decided to re-post one of my famous Top Ten Lists...hopefully it will bring a chuckle or two to your face...which I pretty sure, needs one.
You know a long sermon is coming when...
1. You’re asked to bring a covered dish to share during the sermon.
2. There are coffee pots on the communion table.
3. All the clocks in the sanctuary are missing and you’re asked to surrender
watches at the door.
4. The ushers hand out snacks and cold drinks during the sermon.
5. The sermon notes are carried in by seven ushers.
6. An ambulance crew is standing by.
7. The pastor is hooked up to an intravenous coffee line.
8. The ushers ask if you’ll need overnight accommodations and a wake up call.
9. Your kids ask if it’s still Sunday.
10. The bulletin announces that the longer the sermon goes the more frequent
flier miles you’ll earn.