Just some humorous thoughts....enjoy!
1. That shall flirt with they wife continuously
2. That shall kiss thy husband all the days of his life
3. Sweet shall be your name calling lest thy be smitten by a broom
4. If you fighteth, forgiveth quickly for better will the makeup be
5. Forbade not thy hugging, for it leadeth to much pleasure
6. Snuggle tight often, for it is harder to fight that way
7. Loveth the wife of your youth or homeless you may be