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Monday, June 28, 2010

Bad Sheep Time – A Cup of Joe

Well, it’s Monday and there’s so much on my mind that I needed a diversion, so the Bad Boys of Wool are back with a much needed detour. I have been living without coffee for about a week now (trying to heal my stomach and reduce the acid baths it takes) so I thought I post about coffee…which BTW, I love to drink. I also include an old Top Ten List titled: The Charismatic's Version of: You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...So I hope you enjoy and have a fantastic Monday! Blessings, Jay

bad sheep no. 13

The Charismatic's Version of:
You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When...
 
1.You have to fight the urge to tithe to Starbucks.

2.You start to speak in tongues but only in a Columbian accent.

3.Coffee jingles start to replace your favorite worship tapes.

4.You mistake the coffee jitters for the anointing of the Holy Spirit.

5.You rebuke decaffeinated coffee because it’s of the devil.

6.After a pot of coffee the Charismatic Movement takes
on a whole new meaning for you.

7.You get slain in the spirit when the waitress says “More coffee hon?”

8.During a testimony you mention how Juan Valdez changed your life.

9.You want to go on “mission” trips to coffee plantations

10.You think after church coffee hours should last 40 days and 40 nights.

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