It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy


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My friend Duane Scott is having a poetry contest…not just ANY poetry contest.

It seems his favorite snack is the orange dusted Styrofoam know as Cheetos!
So here’s my entry…and the rest you can read here or by clicking on the bag of  Cheetos!


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It Ain't East Being Cheesy

No, It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy
When you've eaten Cheetos
until you're queasy
When your fingers tarnish
with a orange hue
Stick to your Coke can
like ninja glue
So remember this my cheesy friend
named Duane
Choosing between crunchy and puff
can be a real pain.

Jay Cookingham 3-3-11

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duane2scott said…
SNORT!
March 3, 2011 at 5:58 PM
duane2scott said…
Oh, and you forgot to submit this poem to the category about dipping them in coke. :) You can submit the same poem more than once.

Otherwise, the secret judge won't know to judge this poem. :)
March 3, 2011 at 6:00 PM
Jay Cookingham said…
Oh...yeah, I forgot...thanks secre...I mean, Duane!
March 3, 2011 at 6:29 PM
Lois. Carter said…
Very clever use of orange Jay. Nothing rhymes with it so I gave up on using it. Like your poem much
March 3, 2011 at 7:58 PM
Jay Cookingham said…
Thanks Lois...it's all those years listening to Bob Dylan!
March 3, 2011 at 8:00 PM
seekingpastor said…
Impressive and slightly concerning.
March 3, 2011 at 11:17 PM
helenatrandom said…
Flaming hot. Yes, both your poem, and my favorite kind of Cheeto! :-)
March 4, 2011 at 8:06 AM
Dustin said…
I'll admit. I'm a cheetos fan! :)
March 4, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Jay Cookingham said…
Yeah, the things we do for Duane!
March 4, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Jay Cookingham said…
Cracked Pepper Chips for me...but an occasional Cheeto will do!
March 4, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Dusty Rayburn said…
I loathe cheetos and cheese nips and cheeze its and goldfish... Give me chocolate or give me death. Everything else is wasted calories.

Nice rhyme though. :)
March 4, 2011 at 2:28 PM
Jay Cookingham said…
What about a chocolate covered Cheeto?
March 4, 2011 at 2:47 PM
duane2scott said…
Dusty.. Don't be a hater!
March 5, 2011 at 1:33 PM
duane2scott said…
Admit it, you just like having a little fun.

It's not about me at all. :)
March 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM
duane2scott said…
And to answer your question, it isn't a real pain. I like the puffy ones. Not the crunchy. :)
March 5, 2011 at 1:35 PM
Jay Cookingham said…
Ahhhh, another revealed....I feel closer to you somehow...;-0
March 5, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Chester said…
It ain't easy being cheesy also means
It ain't easy being so freaking awesome!!!
October 11, 2011 at 11:15 PM
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